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New Emmett fans: what is Hollyoaks
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Sassmaster Kenny

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fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear


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When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money


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Okay guys, I’m going to get serious for a minute. 
If you’re not in Ireland at the moment, you may not know about the situation regarding the laws on abortion. It is completely illegal, even in cases of rape, incest, fatal foetal abnormality, and other such things. 

Women have died in this country because inability to have an abortion put strain on their health. A woman who wasn’t even Irish begged for an abortion because her child was about to die in the womb. The complications arising from her case resulted in her contracting septicaemia, organ failure, and tragically dying. 
In 1992, the X Case took place, involving a 14-year-old girl, knowns only as x, who became pregnant after being raped. Instead of offering help to the girl, who because suicidal, they prevented her from travelling out of the country for an abortion.

Any Irish woman* who needs an abortion has to travel to the UK, which means if you don’t have the money, you’re out of luck. What does the Irish Government have to say about this?

Well, recently the UN confronted the Government about our abortion laws, pointing out that we were breaking Human Rights laws, and that the Government treated Irish women* like vessels.

Joan Burton, the Tánaiste, said that there will be no referendum on abortion in this Government’s lifetime. They’re literally saying that they don’t care enough to rectify Human Rights breaches.

I am NOT a vessel, and neither are you. Make your voice heard. Come to the March for Choice on the 27th of September in Dublin. 

Never give up, never stay quiet.

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my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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People who ship Clementine and Luke romantically wtf is wrong with you you need the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit in your lives zombie apocalypse or no zombie apocalypse that shit is just wrong

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Welcome to the first annual tumblr games

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people getting caught stealing phones and ipads because they used them to take selfies is the funniest thing i cant stop thinking about

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mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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