Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via shouldnt)

383,208 notes 9 hours ago

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(via cravings)

483,174 notes 9 hours ago

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

(Source: steakdaddy, via shouldnt)

132,066 notes 9 hours ago

(Source: nipplebutt, via gnarly)

1,075,632 notes 9 hours ago

promoted:

when someone bring up sexuality

image

(via teenscoolest)

17,311 notes 9 hours ago

santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

(via shouldnt)

160,852 notes 9 hours ago

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via asvprock)

160,145 notes 9 hours ago

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

(via w-ave)

268,572 notes 9 hours ago

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

(via my-accidental-mind)

265,495 notes 9 hours ago

thingsofthewalkingdead:

Things of The Walking Dead - All We Do Is Run

5 notes 9 hours ago
I'll answer 100% honestly.
Have you ever:
Right now, are you:
Do you:
Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
Would you:
438,033 notes 9 hours ago

"I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous."

unknown (via kushandwizdom)

(via yawgoon)

10,818 notes 9 hours ago

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

(via cravings)

84,119 notes 9 hours ago

jesuser:

imagine all your online friends living near you

(via cravings)

101,734 notes 9 hours ago

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via phobias)

126,783 notes 15 hours ago
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