Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via betty-anna)

493,102 notes 29 minutes ago
16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
28,849 notes 30 minutes ago

fvming:

I broke up with the door

It just wouldn’t open up to me

(Source: fvming, via telapathetic)

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wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious, via crystallized-teardrops)

210,828 notes 33 minutes ago

(Source: dropsofparadise, via ruinedchildhood)

118,357 notes 33 minutes ago
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
176,783 notes 33 minutes ago

(Source: youngbloodyovercast, via gnarly)

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(Source: 2hot2bstr8, via twoboysarebetter)

7,379 notes 58 minutes ago

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

image

(via lindsaylohoean)

95,285 notes 1 hour ago

"Love has to be shown by deeds not words. ~ Swahili proverb"

(via kushandwizdom)
933 notes 2 hours ago

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via encourage)

284,711 notes 2 hours ago

(Source: gayspree, via twoboysarebetter)

282 notes 2 hours ago
i do not ship the fandom's main ship: a lesson in agony
I shipped the popular ship and they're all doing it wrong: a lesson in uncomfortable annoyance
I fucking hate the fandom's main ship: a lesson in barely contained fury
38,906 notes 2 hours ago
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